Ginger’s First Blog Post!

So last night I was watching The Reader (love you Kate Winslet!), when I realized something truly extraordinary. Maybe it had something to do with my not-so-secret obsession with the British Royal Family. Maybe because of some repressed sexual feelings for Ryan.  Maybe it was so late at night that it was actually a dream. Maybe I was drunk. (No Mom, that was a joke, I promise I wasn’t drunk!!) But as I was watching David Kross play young Michael Berg, a fifteen year-0ld boy in post-WWII Germany who has a weirdly not-that-creepy affair with Kate Winslet’s much older Hanna Schmitz, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I had met this actor before. Then it hit me, RYAN HUGHES AND PRINCE WILLIAM!!!! Seriously, if Ryan and Wills had a child, (and let’s be honest, it could totally happen) it would be David Kross. We’ve all heard the Ryan Hughes-German Child comparisons, and the Royal Family does have a lot of German blood mixed in there, so it makes sense that there would be a few similarities to the German-born actor. Luckily, of all of the rules concerning Royal marriages, (I am still upset that I am denied the opportunity to perpetuate the Ginger race with that darling Prince Harry just because I am Catholic) there is nothing that prohibits the heir to the throne from marrying a person of the same sex (although something tells me that Granny Elizabeth wouldn’t quite approve). So, if Ryan and William never get to mix their genes, here’s  look at what could have been.

For further emphasis of my point, Ryan made this:

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